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Behold the Kickmen

By Size Five Games · 20 July 2017

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Behold the Kickmen is a sport video game developed by Size Five Games, released on 20 July 2017 on PC, Mac, Switch. Critic score: 26/100. Current Steam price: €3.99.

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Behold the Kickmen is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.

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Released9 years agoJuly 2017

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14 January 2026EARTH MUST DIE, a new game from Size Five!

HEY NO WAY good news everyone. A new game! Are you ready to take on Earth and reclaim your sprawling space-empire? I’m delighted to announce that my next game EARTH MUST DIE is headed to Steam on January 27th! https://store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/Earth_M

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21 February 2020Lair of the Clockwork God: OUT NOW!

I am delighted to announce that Size Five's newest game ' Lair of the Clockwork God ' is OUT NOW. A fast-paced Point-and-Click adventure AND an indie platfomer in one! Join adventurer Ben and wannabe indie darling Dan in a race against time to stop all the Apo

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3 August 2017v1.050 now live! Menu Controller Support, Gameplay Tweaks AND MORE

HELLO there's patch notes for v1.050 below. It's been a long time coming (like, a week?) because adding in the controller support for menus took a while because it was boring . I've taken the time to address much of the more negative feedback, and hopefully th

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PEGI 16

Not suitable under 16

PC requirements

Minimum

OS *: Windows 7 and up
Processor: 2.4Ghz
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: GeForce 8800 equivalent or higher
DirectX: Version 9.0c
Storage: 1 GB available space
Sound Card: Yes
Additional Notes: If playing on a Laptop, please make sure it has a dedicated gfx card; on-board cards will struggle.

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Release: 20 July 2017
Developer: Size Five Games
Publisher: Size Five Games, Ant Workshop Ltd
Platforms: PC, Mac, Switch
Languages: No French announced
Available languages (1)
English

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